How I have become untouchable
The Art of Becoming Untouchable
I have ended my 2nd marriage and threw out every trace of my past life. I have never imagined another divorce and i was the one tolerating and holding my tongue patiently. You must never threaten your spouse to get your way. Because people will snap.
🀄️Character Name:
ZHUANG, The Clear-Eyed Strategist
🧬Class:
Empathic Tactician | Ascending Alchemist | Feminine Phoenix
🛡️Level: 48 (Legendary)
Issued: August 2025
Special Credential
⸻ Academic & Psychological Mastery
• Double Bachelor’s Degree in Marriage & Emotional Resilience
Graduated March 2025. Majors in heartbreak survival and rebirth planning.
• PhD in Human Nature & Psychological Warfare
Specialisation in narcissism, gaslighting, and post-trauma emotional architecture.
• Advanced Certification in Emotional Manipulation Response Tactics
Includes Gaslight Resistance, Boundary Enforcement, and Calm Retaliation Techniques.
⸻Legal & Immigration Command
• Certified Specialist in Singapore Employment Law
• Licensed Practitioner of Divorce Law Application & Strategy
• Immigration & Visa Consultant (SG ⇄ AU ⇄ TW)
Skilled in loopholes, timelines, and how not to get stuck anywhere—emotionally or physically.
⸻ Professional & Financial Acumen
• Entrepreneurship & Solo Wealth Management
Includes reinvention income streams, investment self-study, and FIRE planning.
• Conflict Navigation in Extended Family Warfare
With added trauma neutralisation skills.
• Master’s in Soft Skills & Emotional Labour
Expert in high-EQ conversations, awkward silences, and exit strategies.
⸻Domestic Operations & Survival Engineering
• Efficiency License (Domestic Edition)
3-minute bed sheet tucks, high-stress mopping, and load balancing: laundry edition.
• Survival Cooking Accreditation
Creative meal prep with low budget, low appetite, and low tolerance.
• Selective Hearing & Vision Specialist
Essential for toxic environments and conversational landmines.
⸻ Combat & Self-Defense Certification
• Tactical Urban Combat & Improvised Defense (Domestic Terrain Certified)
Vacuum hose, frying pan, hairdryer, and plunger certified.
• Responsibility Taichi Quan – Level 9 Flow
Redirects blame, guilt, and projection with graceful nonchalance.
⸻ Emotional Warfare Recognition & Honors
• Commander of Emotional Clarity
Achieved total decluttering: physical, digital, and energetic.
• Honourable Distinction in Handling Infidelity & Juvenile Delinquency
Without court cases or losing dignity.
• Legally Free & Psychologically Untouchable – Status Confirmed
Certificate of Liberation awarded.
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